Message Ideas


Birthday Messages

  • Because Flowers are too Mainstream. Happy Birthday:)

  • We collected money to buy you a gift. This is it!

  • At least it's not socks! Happy Birthday ;-)

  • Sorry, I forgot your b'day gift! Here is a potato…

  • I didn't know what to get you, so I got you this!

  • Let's get mashed on your b'day!

  • Potatoes are slow! Happy b'day, just a little late

  • O Yes! You just got a potato on your bday! #nomoneyforgift

  • Happy birthday you poop!

  • May you have more birthdays than 90% of the people in GOT

  • Sending Smiles for every moment of your special day! Lots of blessings

  • You are adopted, and mom loves me more! Happy b'day Sis (Evil laugh)

  • Birthday super soon darling! Love you loads… #BFF

  • Happy birthday dummy! :-P Because flowers are too mainstream. Happy birthday :) I had to sell my dress to buy you this potato! Happy b'day <3 

Love Messages

  • I love you Potato much! 

  • I love you more than I love potatoes

  • Roses are red Potato is bown, you are my favourite in the town

  • You are one hot potato!

  • I miss you more than I miss potatoes!

  • Wanted to ask you in a my own special way! Want to be my date?

  • I am sure this is going to bring a smile to your potato face!

  • If only you knew, how MASH you mean to me

  • We go together like aloo & gobi

  • I love the potato in you!

  • I love you, more than I love fries ;-)

  • You are one naughty potato! ;-)

  • You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries ;-)

  • You are the sweetest potato and the biscuit to my chai! Love you

  • Happy Anniversary my love! Let's mash up tonight ;-)

Friendship Messages

  • Roses are red Potato is bown, you are my favourite in the town

  • Oh Yeah! In your face… that looks like a potato

  • I miss you more than I miss potatoes!

  • Sorry! Sent you the wrong parcel… oh wait, you got what you deserve!

  • I find you very a-peeling!

  • Sorry, I broke your heart! And I am gonna fix it one potato at a time

  • What are you looking at… yes, it's a potato

  • I am sure this is going to bring a smile to your potato face!

  • Oh yeah! I spent a lot on this potato.. You better like it!

  • Remember That Time We Got Baked Like A Potato?

  • Hello, it's me… your potato

  • Here is your favourite food from your favourite friend 

  • Here is a potato, just for you! Love, 


    CUSTOMISE YOUR POTATO